If your last name’s not Hemsworth or you are not in One Direction or you don’t wear a cape and tights for a living, you literally have a hard time making an impression.”” So really, it’s all relative.

Jon admits that he’s been offered quite a few superhero roles, but he’ll never take them because he’s nearing the age where his superhero’s greatest foe will be hair loss and high cholesterol: “The deals that they make you do are so draconian.

And, of course, you are signed on for not only the movie that you are signed on for …

Who do you think bathes, feeds, burps and grooms the Hammaconda?

That’s a full-time job and neither of them have the time for that shit!

Jon Hamm Stealing Batman Role From Ben Affleck, Source Claims.

And folks, it has some truly amazing excerpts: “Jon’s gunning hard for the role,” a source exclusively revealed to Radar A couple of weeks later, that break-up rumor was killed when Jon and Jennifer were seen “” at a party.There were also rumors about them splitting up back in April after he got out of rehab. But it’s really over this time, because they have pulled out a generic break-up statement from their publicist’s folder of generic statements and released it to People: What’s sort of weird is that they announced this on a holiday in the US.He's a freelance film critic and frequenter of both sides of stage & screen.He also got kicked out of a government office for doing real journalism once.The source said then that Jennifer decided to break up with Jon Hamm, because his obese Hammaconda dick just wasn’t doing it for her anymore and she started talking to a 52-year-old Mexican man she met on Size